Day 7

April 6th, 2009 by zombie2

John

The conflicker virus has prompted the IT team to make this major virus update; it took almost twenty minutes to log on this morning. Don’t they know it’s earnings season? I have to work! If this keeps happening, I’m going to have to speak to them.

Matthew

Is it just me or do some people seem to be missing? Cubicles are empty. But despite rumors that a big layoff is coming, there haven’t been any announcements.

And why does Miss Barry look bloated?

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About Zombies At Work

As I approach my car, my mood begins to elevate. Fresh air. Sunshine. As I feel increasingly good, I begin to wonder if I am experiencing some form of bipolarity -- if mental illness is a side effect of corporate life.

I will learn that it is. It is dangerous, can be chronic…even fatal. It is called corporate zombism.