Day 7
John
The conflicker virus has prompted the IT team to make this major virus update; it took almost twenty minutes to log on this morning. Don’t they know it’s earnings season? I have to work! If this keeps happening, I’m going to have to speak to them.
Matthew
Is it just me or do some people seem to be missing? Cubicles are empty. But despite rumors that a big layoff is coming, there haven’t been any announcements.
And why does Miss Barry look bloated?
Posted in A Day in the Unlife

