Zombies At Work Products

Wash Your Hands

Sun, 05 Sep 2010 22:23:25 -0700

"no smoking", "employees only", "must wash hands"...will do right after I take care of this one annoying non-zombie.

Shirt Color:
Navy

Team Building

Sun, 05 Sep 2010 22:23:25 -0700

The way to build teams is to ensure blind allegiance to the corporate cause....what better way than to create more zombies!

Shirt Color:
Gray

Bathroom Sign

Sun, 05 Sep 2010 22:23:25 -0700

You see it in every office in the world. But look a little closer...does that bland representation of a human have a more sinister meaning....are you faceless, expressionless, unremarkable?

Shirt Color:
Burgundy

Cubicle

Sun, 05 Sep 2010 22:23:25 -0700

Deep down we're all cubicle zombies....but the first step in the zombie recovery process is admitting the truth.

Shirt Color:
Burgundy

Logo

Sun, 05 Sep 2010 22:23:25 -0700

Please help keep us out of cubicle hell...by buying our swag you are keeping us safe from corporate slavery...no pressure.

Shirt Color:
Black

Outsourcing

Sun, 05 Sep 2010 22:23:25 -0700

Why make zombies on your own...get a third world monster to do it for you. At a fraction of the cost!

Shirt Color:
Chocolate

On Message

Sun, 05 Sep 2010 22:23:25 -0700

blindly, obediently, never elaborate...stay on message. Your life depends on it.

Shirt Color:
Black

Flagpole

Sun, 05 Sep 2010 22:23:25 -0700

It'll be fun we'll get together, bounce some ideas off each other pin blame, dole out the punishment...real team building, mass execution stuff.

Shirt Color:
Navy

Downsize

Sun, 05 Sep 2010 22:23:25 -0700

You know the feeling...they don't want to ship in-house, they don't need the cleaning crew...You need to pay the mortgage on a house that isn't worth the loan you borrowed from the bank...losing your ability to work...one limb at a time.

Shirt Color:
Dark Gray

Bluetooth

Sun, 05 Sep 2010 22:23:25 -0700

You've seen them...walking, driving, at the playground trying to carry on with their daily life...but somehow unable to.

Shirt Color:
Chocolate

Free Water

Sun, 05 Sep 2010 22:23:25 -0700

Ever wonder why the same overlords that watch you like hawks whenever you go into the supply closet give you all the free water you could possibly drink for free?!

Shirt Color:
Pacific Blue

Brainstorm

Sun, 05 Sep 2010 22:23:25 -0700

Ahh the brainstorming session. Get your ideas knocked down until the most unappealing idea sinks to the bottom...then maybe eat some brains.

Shirt Color:
Chocolate