Buy one of our high quality tees and help keep us out of the zombie life.

Choose from one of these hilarious designs.

Wash Your Hands

“no smoking”, “employees only”, “must wash hands”…will do right after I take care of this one annoying non-zombie.

Shirt Color: Navy

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Team Building

The way to build teams is to ensure blind allegiance to the corporate cause….what better way than to create more zombies!

Shirt Color: Gray

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Bathroom Sign

You see it in every office in the world. But look a little closer…does that bland representation of a human have a more sinister meaning….are you faceless, expressionless, unremarkable?

Shirt Color: Burgundy

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Outsourcing

Why make zombies on your own…get a third world monster to do it for you. At a fraction of the cost!

Shirt Color: Chocolate

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Downsize

You know the feeling…they don’t want to ship in-house, they don’t need the cleaning crew…You need to pay the mortgage on a house that isn’t worth the loan you borrowed from the bank…losing your ability to work…one limb at a time.

Shirt Color: Dark Gray

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Free Water

Ever wonder why the same overlords that watch you like hawks whenever you go into the supply closet give you all the free water you could possibly drink for free?!

Shirt Color: Pacific Blue

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About Zombies At Work

As I approach my car, my mood begins to elevate. Fresh air. Sunshine. As I feel increasingly good, I begin to wonder if I am experiencing some form of bipolarity -- if mental illness is a side effect of corporate life.

I will learn that it is. It is dangerous, can be chronic…even fatal. It is called corporate zombism.