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You know the feeling…they don’t want to ship in-house, they don’t need the cleaning crew…You need to pay the mortgage on a house that isn’t worth the loan you borrowed from the bank…losing your ability to work…one limb at a time.

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About Zombies At Work

As I approach my car, my mood begins to elevate. Fresh air. Sunshine. As I feel increasingly good, I begin to wonder if I am experiencing some form of bipolarity -- if mental illness is a side effect of corporate life.

I will learn that it is. It is dangerous, can be chronic…even fatal. It is called corporate zombism.