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Free Water

Ever wonder why the same overlords that watch you like hawks whenever you go into the supply closet give you all the free water you could possibly drink for free?!

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About Zombies At Work

As I approach my car, my mood begins to elevate. Fresh air. Sunshine. As I feel increasingly good, I begin to wonder if I am experiencing some form of bipolarity -- if mental illness is a side effect of corporate life.

I will learn that it is. It is dangerous, can be chronic…even fatal. It is called corporate zombism.